Funniest Thing today. Dec. 7 2011

So today I was in history class and I open my textbook to the page where you can sign your name. Mine read, Name: Michael Jackson. Year used: 2011 Issued:black Returned: White. This really did make my day.
Now whoever thought of this is a slacker or a complete genius. This is a new gadget on my blog. It shall be updated with my comments/slash awesome things.

Friday, October 28, 2011

Facebook and its Many People

     The way I see it Facebook could be its own college course. It shall be called Facebookology. (That sounds fancy.) A person who studies Facebook is called a Facebookonian. This studying of Facebook is a very complex course. With many features and what nots. Now class time f or lesson numero uno!
    The types of people Facebook has in its realm.

  • Family (The worst people to add.)
  • Little kids (say ages 7-11)
  • Teachers(some are cool.)
  • your normal friends(no explanation needed.)
  • siblings(even though I have none.)
  Family is one of the worst specimans to have. They can see your stuff then tell your parents and you get your ass chewed. I said the world sh!t. Dear children use your imagination for what that word is. But ANYWAYS you write it and your uncle tells on you. He also comments back with "Why are you up so late? Say hi to your dad!" That's not how Facebook should be used.


Little kids do not need a Facebook. They are mostly just annoying with it. Some try to act all dramatic. Example 1: "My parents hate me they never buy me anything!" *Updated via mobile* When I was 7 I didn't even have a cell phone. Also how they get dramatic about loving a guy. Honey I'm 15 and I'm not even sure I love a guy at this time.


Teachers can be good or bad. I only add the cool teachers or teachers that really know me. But being friends with a teacher on Facebook makes me feel like I am stalking them. Also they know about my personal life then. So be careful what you post.


Old people don't use Facebook very often, but when they do it can be awkward I shit you not when a friend and I were looking at a Facebook her grandpa liked a hip replacement page and one for prunes.
  Look out for more facebook posts.

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