Funniest Thing today. Dec. 7 2011

So today I was in history class and I open my textbook to the page where you can sign your name. Mine read, Name: Michael Jackson. Year used: 2011 Issued:black Returned: White. This really did make my day.
Now whoever thought of this is a slacker or a complete genius. This is a new gadget on my blog. It shall be updated with my comments/slash awesome things.

Friday, October 28, 2011

Facebook and its Many People

     The way I see it Facebook could be its own college course. It shall be called Facebookology. (That sounds fancy.) A person who studies Facebook is called a Facebookonian. This studying of Facebook is a very complex course. With many features and what nots. Now class time f or lesson numero uno!
    The types of people Facebook has in its realm.

  • Family (The worst people to add.)
  • Little kids (say ages 7-11)
  • Teachers(some are cool.)
  • your normal friends(no explanation needed.)
  • siblings(even though I have none.)
  Family is one of the worst specimans to have. They can see your stuff then tell your parents and you get your ass chewed. I said the world sh!t. Dear children use your imagination for what that word is. But ANYWAYS you write it and your uncle tells on you. He also comments back with "Why are you up so late? Say hi to your dad!" That's not how Facebook should be used.


Little kids do not need a Facebook. They are mostly just annoying with it. Some try to act all dramatic. Example 1: "My parents hate me they never buy me anything!" *Updated via mobile* When I was 7 I didn't even have a cell phone. Also how they get dramatic about loving a guy. Honey I'm 15 and I'm not even sure I love a guy at this time.


Teachers can be good or bad. I only add the cool teachers or teachers that really know me. But being friends with a teacher on Facebook makes me feel like I am stalking them. Also they know about my personal life then. So be careful what you post.


Old people don't use Facebook very often, but when they do it can be awkward I shit you not when a friend and I were looking at a Facebook her grandpa liked a hip replacement page and one for prunes.
  Look out for more facebook posts.

Sunday, October 23, 2011

My English class is Killing a Mockingbird

I am using a font color slightly lighter than black. If you notice, then kudos to you my friend. I now I have two followers. I feel so loved. I bet they don't even read this. Anyway back to my main focus. In 9th grade English we are reading To Kill a Mockingbird. I personally am enjoying this book. The rest of my class doesn't get it at all.. The following is a list a questions that my English class asks.

  1. Is Jem a boy or a girl? (The first sentence in the book is "My brother Jem.")
  2. There is no mockingbird in this story.
  3. How can Dill go from age four to seven?
4. Why do we want to read such an old book?   
 Excuse the weird number four. Blogger was being a butt. Dear children we are reading this book because it is classic literature. It is when books were really thought out. It was during a historical time in history. Thank god I am switching to AP English on Tuesday!

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Life is fragile

So today was an ordinary day. Played ate and slept. Al the normal teenager things. I woke up to mother telling me that my hampster has died. I miss her so much. Rest in peace yetti

Adventures in Geocaching!

So I had a very eventful weekend. First of all I had no idea what Geocaching was. But now I must say it is close to one of my favorite activities. So the deal is you go towww.geocaching.com and you have to register. (Which is very easy by the way. The average bear could do it.) My dear friends Emily and Grace joined me to hunt for a geocahe by our local downtown Starbucks. It was supposedly in a bush. We searched all around that bush. Hell, I even dived into the middle of the bush to search. I came out smelling like a pine forest. I hate the sap that pine gives off. We are searching and searching. We find the treasure at the edge of the bush. Next we opened the treasure box. The items we found include:
1. silly bandz. (I wanted to take them.)
2. A shopping list, where one of the items was a big bucket.
3. Some weird card that I cant explain.
4. Now you can find the library receipt that I put in there.
What a weekend well spent. All the cool kids do it!